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  07.16.2001 GnomeREPORT

Mom called tonight and told a familiar tale of Windows 98 crashes. She's trying to get through a school newsletter using Quark Xpress and had to reboot something like nine times within an afternoon. Windows 9x just doesn't do large apps justice, even with 192MB of RAM installed. So, off to Omaha I go next week for an upgrade to Windows 2000. I'm actually looking forward to it, as I haven't visited The River City in entirely too long, and of course there's the lack of contact with family. My two little brothers are already counting the days until they get a new PC for themselves as long as I'm in town.

I really do need to get my sleep schedule back on track though. I've somehow drifted back into a 2pm to 8am life, and I'm not even sure how it happened. I actually woke up on Saturday and thought it was Sunday. Man, I'm all messed up! I've been helping a friend of mine setup some ISP stuff in his new office space, and he's graciously set aside a spot for me to plant myself, so hopefully I'll be able to keep myself on a more human schedule when we get some furniture to hold down the carpet. Even though I love working at home, sometimes it's just nice to get out of the house and be social for a while. I had to think for a minute in order to remember my neighbor's name yesterday! I need to get out more. At least I remember to brush my teeth, though.

Those of us that are Mac fans always eagerly await MacWorld because Steve Jobs usually has something new up his sleeve. iMac shipments have been seeing longer and longer lead times leading up to the conference, which has many people speculating about the possibility of new iMac models being announced this week. If I were you, I'd hold off on ordering anything until the announcements are made, because the new hardware will mean more power, and certainly price cuts on older models that are still perfectly usable. I've had my PowerMac G4 450MHz for nearly a year now, and I can't say that I'm squeezed for CPU at all. Full screen DVD playback at 1280x1024 is a bit weird, but other than that, I have no complaints.

Randy Nieland      


 GnomeNETWORK

Renaming a Windows 2000 Domain

http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q292/5/41.asp

Some people can't make up their minds when it comes to network design and naming conventions. No matter how much planning is done, some bonehead that doesn't actually have to do the work will decide that your Windows 2000 domain will have to be renamed. For what it's worth, it's possible, but in even a slightly complex network, it's a chore, to say the very least! I'm thanking my stars that the domain I recently had to rename consisted of only two servers, and no complex things to get in the way. Before you decide to take on such a thing, drop this on the bonehead's desk to show him what he's getting you into.


 GnomeJOB

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 GnomeSYSTEM

CD-ROM/DVD Read Ahead Cache

http://members.aol.com/axcel216/newtip18.htm#CDMC

Older hardware means slower CD-ROM drives, and I've got both in spades! One thing I do have plenty of, however, is RAM. As long as I have the RAM to spare, kicking the read ahead cache values for the CD-ROM drive is high on my list of system tweaks. I had to dig this one back up because I haven't used it in so long, but it's one that I don't often see listed elsewhere. Because of the detailed information required, I'll let you read it from right where I found it. On faster CD-ROM drives, the impact is reduced, but it can still give you at least a bit of a kick, so if you use data CDs often, cache in on this registry hack!


 GnomeASSISTANT

Office 2000 Web Components

http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/Q258/1/87.ASP
http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/Q253/9/13.ASP

Gnomie Eric Fickes passed along a couple of articles he scrounged up that describe how to integrate Office 2000 with web pages/sites. Web integration is one of the key technologies that Office has been migrating toward, but admittedly, it can get quite complicated. FrontPage makes it much easier, but if you need to modify the code that generates the pages, things get very hairy unless you're well-versed with the components involved. That's where these documents help out. One details techniques for loading and retrieving data with the spreadsheet component and the other provides a set of VBScript and Active Server Pages scripting samples for working with the spreadsheet data within a web page. Very cool stuff!


Database Reporting Newsletter

http://www.hammerman.com/

Hammerman Associates specializes in Crystal Reports training and consulting, which basically means that they know their stuff when it comes to generating and customizing database reports. They offer a free newsletter on the subject that offers tips on molding your reports, software tricks and, of course, they also tell you about their products and services. Also available online are tech tips and streaming lessons for those that register on their site.


 GnomeSTUFF

In the Beginning was the Command Line

http://www.cryptonomicon.com/beginning.html

"About twenty years ago Jobs and Wozniak, the founders of Apple, came up with the very strange idea of selling information processing machines for use in the home. The business took off, and its founders made a lot of money and received the credit they deserved for being daring visionaries. But around the same time, Bill Gates and Paul Allen came up with an idea even stranger and more fantastical: selling computer operating systems. This was much weirder than the idea of Jobs and Wozniak. A computer at least had some sort of physical reality to it. It came in a box, you could open it up and plug it in and watch lights blink. An operating system had no tangible incarnation at all. It arrived on a disk, of course, but the disk was, in effect, nothing more than the box that the OS came in. The product itself was a very long string of ones and zeroes that, when properly installed and coddled, gave you the ability to manipulate other very long strings of ones and zeroes. Even those few who actually understood what a computer operating system was were apt to think of it as a fantastically arcane engineering prodigy, like a breeder reactor or a U-2 spy plane, and not something that could ever be (in the parlance of high-tech) "productized." Download the rest of the article here."


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