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  08.15.2002 GnomeREPORT

We have not yet begun to pack! I'm just a few hours away from returning to the state of Iowa. It'll be a red-eye flight on Friday night, although I'm not expecting to get much sleep en route. Our Saturday is going to be a full one, too. We're hitting the Iowa State Fair in the afternoon (primarily because Gretchen believes its our planetary duty). I never liked going - even when I was a kid; the carnies frighten me and the vendors have never been all that exciting. So, why bother? The food, my friends - the food. You can get anything edible on a stick. I used to think it cost a small fortune for the privilege, but San Francisco has effectively schooled me on what's pricey and what's not. "$15.00 for a hamburger? Is that all? And the pickles are free?!" We might run into a few of you out there on the fairgrounds, too. Of course, I expect to see you at Gnomedex next weekend. *THAT* is your planetary duty.

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Yes, you must suffer through one more week of us beating Gnomedex into that thick little skull of yours. Why? Because we've put a lot of blood, sweat, and tears into it - Lori, most of all. She's sacrificed weeks of sleep over it - all so that you could have a conference that didn't bore you senseless. Assuming, of course, that you have sense in the first place. Not having sense is your prerogative, although (and I think I speak for us all when I say this) we prefer to deal with people who have some amount of sense. Take it or leave it. By the way, you might want to watch for the weather beacon while you're in town. I'm guessing it'll be blinking red. This (in English) means it'll be hotter than hell with 110% humidity. Thank goodness you'll be safe and sound on the fully air-conditioned Skywalk system. Our conference, no doubt, will be the coolest thing in town.

Oh dear GOD - not another paragraph on Gnomedex! "Why would I want to meet people I otherwise would never have been able to meet face-to-face? Why would I want to drive halfway across the country to rub elbows with people who are just like me?" We don't know. We just don't know. We suppose that there are always going to be some people who would rather wash their hair, walk the dog, or ride their bike instead of geeking out with people who make the Internet possible. Far be it from me to suggest that missing this convention will be the single biggest mistake of your life... Anyhow, you don't have to bring any snacks or chilled beverages with you. You don't have to pass any performance evaluations. You only have to bring yourself and a smile. And ten friends, if they can swing it. Five will suffice. If you can't find anybody to come with you, no worries - there are plenty of friends to be made at this year's celebration. If you don't go, you'll never know.

See You in Des Moines,              
Chris Pirillo       


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Registrar Lite v2.00 [2.0M] W9x/2k/XP FREE

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This is a powerful registry editor, that offers an Explorer style interface and allows you with easy access to the registry. It offers fast background search and replace, a built-in bookmark manager which allows you to add descriptions to registry keys as well as advanced registry value data editors to tweak selected keys and values. Import and export of all native registry file types are supported. When running on WinXP/2000/NT Registrar Lite offers security editors which allow you to set registry key permissions, auditing and ownership. This program is the freeware version of the advanced registry manager called Resplendent Registrar from the same author.


Sawpit Webmaster Tools v1.0 [444k] W9x/2k/XP FREE

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Sawpit Webmaster Tools is collection of compiled JavaScript wizards that allows you to add Java scripts and effects and scripts to your web pages without the need to know anything about scripting. You can choose from a variety of scripts ranging from a no-spam email link to mouse-over button effects, popup windows, random text and much more. The tool collection also includes a script tester, that allows you to test the scripts and preview the results. Sawpit Webmaster Tools uses an easy to navigate, browser- like interface.


MakeNewFolder v2.05 [919k] W9x/2k/XP FREE

http://www.mywebattack.com/gnomeapp.php?id=105134

MakeNewFolder is a tool for power-users that are looking for a way to create many folders faster than they can do with the standard Windows Explorer menu. The program is launched via hotkey and stays open, so you can create many new folders in one go. You can also create multiple folders and sub-directory structures in a matter of seconds.


MediaMenu v1.3 [891k] W9x/2k/XP FREE

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MediaMenu is a customizable full-screen CD menu with an built in image viewer and launcher for Windows Media player. It allows you to create an attractive full screen menu for your CD that links to the CD content, launches applications and even web site links. You can play background music and link to sub-level of the menu containing file listings etc. The program is completely configured via an .ini file, which requires you to do some very basic scripting in order to customize it to your needs. With a little bit of work, MediaMenu allows you to create a very attractive interface for your CD.

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TECHNOLOGY can be frustrating for new and intermediate computer users, UNTIL NOW. Join us for a FREE Windows Newsletter, video tutorials, articles, special reports, and more! The easiest way to Zip/UnZip. An AWARD-WINNING file compression utility featuring quick backup, batch processing, Windows integration and SUPPORTS 15 archive formats (ACE, RAR, etc). Shortcut to RDesk.exe IPCheck Server Monitor monitors a network using various protocols (e.g. ping, http, smtp, ftp) and notifies the staff in various ways as soon as an outage occurs. Share your team/project contacts, calendars, tasks, etc. in MS Oulook 2002, without a server!


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Install and Configure Speech Recognition in Windows XP

http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=kb;en-us;Q306537

I don't care who you are; at one time or another, everyone who has a computer has thought... "Wouldn't it be cool if I could talk to my computer and it could talk back to me?" Well, essentially, with Windows XP Speech Engine, it can! This article outlines, step-by- step, everything you need to know to get the Speech Engine installed and functioning on your Windows XP machine. Please keep in mind that there are some basic requirements that must be met first, though, such as at least a 400 MHz processor, Internet Explorer 5.0 or higher, and a high-quality close-talk microphone (Microsoft recommends a USB microphone). Although not on the required list for speech recognition, I also recommend speakers to be able to use the text-speech functionality. Although I doubt your PC will become a HAL overnight, at least you will be one step closer!

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 GnomeWILDCARD

Question: I just upgraded to Windows XP from Windows ME, and now my Intel 82810 Graphics Controller card won't let me play anything that uses OpenGL. Can I fix this or am I doomed? Answer: Don't fret! In the realm of computers, you are rarely ever doomed. Most likely, the culprit of this problem is a simple display driver. I suspect you probably don't have a Windows XP compatible display driver, so Windows is just using a VGA compatible driver. All you need to do is go to Intel's Web site, download the latest Windows XP compatible display driver for the Intel 82810 Graphics Controller card, and follow their installation instructions. I know it sounds simple... and that's because it is! On a personal note, if you are looking for great graphics, I'd look into a video card that supports better 3D rendering.

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Kitchen Math

http://www.kitchenmath.com/

I am not the best cook. To me, trying to read a recipe appears to require a basic degree in Mathematics and Astrophysics. Honestly... how much is a "pinch?" What if I have tiny fingers? Should I use two pinches to equal another person's one-pinch size? It's lucky for my wife that I found Kitchen Math. With this Web site, I can type in how many pinches I need in a recipe, and it will convert that to a size I can understand, like tablespoons and teaspoons. There is even a multiplier so you can make multiple batches in one shot without having to work out a mathematical equation on the blackboard. Even if you refuse to do any cooking, then I still encourage you to check out their Web site, where you can also find a scientific calculator, units converter, encyclopedia, thesaurus, dictionary and language translator... plus much, much more!

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Most big-time Microsoft Access 97 users have run into this problem at least once; it's the one where you get the error, "There is no license for this system." You've tried reinstalling Access and switching to a different database, but nothing seems to work and you are left with this mocking error. You were probably baffled because the rest of your Microsoft Office installation seemed to be fine, and the only problem was with Access. To fix this, all you need to do is go to Microsoft's Web site, do a search for "AcLicense.exe" (sans quotes) and download the program. Once you run this, all of your Access 97 file-opening problems will be gone. I've also heard tell from Lockergnomie David Rubin that there is an alternate way around this issue, and it is based around a font... I know it sounds funny, but it is true! What happens is that once Access is installed, it looks for the Office Standard font named Haettenschweiler. If it finds it, then it assumes that this is a reinstall and, instead of opening, Access 97 displays the above error. For a workaround, you can go to your Windows Search/Find utility and type in "Haettenschweiler" (sans quotes), rename the font file, and then all will be right again. What's that saying... "The pen is mightier than the sword?" Maybe that should be rephrased to "The font is mightier than the program!"

Recommend It!


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And now, watch as I practice my speed reading. The title page gave me a little trouble, but... I think I did okay overall.

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